Fables and Short Stories by Mother Hus. During Homecoming Week this year, they had this donut eating competition where different homies represented different candidates. They needed someone to represent my boy Tom Fenninger, from Vienna, Virginia. Free food? To replace a meal that I may have bought with moneyyy? That moneyyy not being spent? Having more moneyyy to spend later at 1311 South Main St? Need I say more? I was in there like swimwear fam.